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7/9/02
With the 5-0 nightmare of Crewe fading the BVC looked to this clash with QPR as a chance to get back in the groove and yet another bloody good piss up!
Well the day started as it meant to go on, with the BVC arriving at the local watering hole in staggered form, as Mansfield defence would carry on later in the afternoon.
In the QH at 10am with the kick off at 1’o clock there was not much time for cheggers to complete the usual 10pint before match ritual, the BVC decided to leaver for the doors early, leaving Townsend waiting for yet another guest to arrive in the form of a cabbage, on his own in the QH, as piggy waked in telling of the latest sure bet he had on! £10 on a Mansfield win, you cant blame him for trying, so I thought I’d have a bit of that, £5 on the mighty stags, the bloke behind the counter smirked as I handed over the cash “easy money mate” he muttered!
Right off to the doors early slightly later only to be met with the now pissed BVC looking for an off but not with the QPR but with the swans, after a little abuse to our furry friends the police moved us off (lucky for them).
Soon the BVC was in the ‘new kop’ ready for another super stags performance, were soon joined by old bill, promoting the usual we hate coppers bollocks we so love.
Soon the focus turned to the match and the sumo in the QPR end, Pete’s misses…….is a man? Soon Mansfield were on the attack and we looked fucking dangerous at times but soon it all went tits up as QPR blasts the opener in after what I feel shitty defending yet again. Now as the BVC was expecting the flood gates to open the stags surprised us with some attacking football making the Rangers look weak and exposed at the back, with the stags on a dangerous attack the cunts used the secret weapon……………………..Olympic diving, and the bastard in black fell for it every time, double summersault and pike followed with the usual 9.8 from the ref, with tackles being rewarded with free kicks Mansfield must have felt one or two would go our way especially with QPR playing rugby but it wasn’t to be and every decision our way was met with surprise and delight, Then with a clear sending off for one of their players (don’t give a flying fuck what his name was, he should have gone) surprise surprise the bastard in black waves a yellow, a few choice words from Pete summed up the feeling within the BVC. (Not to be disclosed...)
Then the unthinkable happens…………………………..NO SWEETOOTH OR THE LITTLE WOMAN! Yes, the bastard stewards were not there! Bens face drops and Cheggers hands are on his head, which now can we abuse?…………………….PIGGY and Piggy's tits are the obvious target!
Soon its 2-0, then 3-0 and soon 4-0, with people leaving for the pubs to get a good seat for the England match! The BVC does what it does best and sings its heart out, “we gonna win 5-4!” too bad only we believed it.
Full time, and the BVC are left looking at what the division 2 future holds, but on the bright side Mansfield played well and the score line did flatter QPR!
With another defeat the only thing that could save the day was booze more booze and a nice tasty England win, so its was off to the QH to get a few in and find the best seats, soon joined with Les and two County casuals probably doing a bit of spotting no doubt, shame I know them………so no problems there!
Soon it became apparent the QH lacked atmosphere and the Swan was the place to go, only problem Ben couldn’t get in (no saying why........) so off back to the QH followed by a cabbage he goes leaving the BVC and an angry Scotsman, talking football women and the usual my dicks bigger than yours bollocks the drink demands!
Half time at the England match and its back to the QH to rescue Ben from a cabbage, but soon the attention turns from the match to the ladies the angry little Scotsman brought in……(not even a sniff!!!!!) and the pool table! At this point I had no idea who was where doing what, bloody good day!!!!!!! Shame about the score! 10AM-7PM’s a bloody good stint! And the BVC now looking forward to a night out on the tiles, and possibly some women?……….no chance there then!!
Crew overview: TO BE PUT ON ASAP